Overheard 5th graders chatting (and started taking copious notes)....
Boy 1: Pulls something small out of his pocket. OMG! The tracker! They're sending banshees after us!
Boy 2: How did you get that?!?!
Boy 1: I put it in my pocket when I was pretending to throw away my plasma gun in the forest ...
Boys continue to discuss the epic battle in the forest while I grab furiously for pencil and paper. An important point of order arises: are they called force fields or bubble shields? And, how much does it protect you from things with blue tentacles.
Boy 3: What if you had a Breeder on your team? That would be awesome.
Boy 1: Yeah, but they don't have tentacles ...
Oh man, do I wish I had a plasma gun, if only for pretend.
Boy 1: Yeah, but they don't have tentacles ...
Oh man, do I wish I had a plasma gun, if only for pretend.
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