Monday, January 24, 2011


Scene: AHS, special ed room. Students are supposed to work on homework or in-class work with my help. One student won't do anything, and won't do the default activity of reading a book.

Me: Will, I'm going to ask again if there is ANYTHING you can do right now to be productive?

Will: Nope. Just wanna sleep, or go home.

Girl Across The Room: Will, you are so lazy that when you die they need to bury you on your stomach to give your ass a break!

I just about died trying not to laugh.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Busy week

When I went to bed on MLK Day I had a free and clear week ahead of me.

5:34 the next day I get a call ... and they just snowball from there until I was working every day this week and turning jobs down too!

Friday, January 7, 2011

Don't see this every day ...

Usually my "normal" friends get to discuss their day at work like this:

"Today someone brought cookies!"


"Today our servers went down, luckily I had some filing to do!"

I get to say:

"Today two 8th grade boys performed for the class, one rapping and the other providing the beat with a dingeridoo!"

My day ruled!

(Confused? )