I'm not superstitious but I think one of Hell's minions escaped on this accursed day, this one in the guise of a 7th grader named Chad:
"I just wanted to properly greet you and let you know that the only reason I'm here is to make sure you earn your paycheck."
Well, Chad, I can always send you down to the office and make sure the principal earns his ...
Or you can go it old-school and take a ruler to his knuckles. :) Although I guess then you'd never get another paycheck again for teaching or subbing.
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