Have you heard? Substitute teachers are now called "Guest Teachers." Yeah, and they roll out a red carpet when we arrive, offer us a refreshment and nice little wrapped soaps. These are my adventures travelling around the school district as a guest teacher. Enjoy.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Epic Excuse
Dear Teacher, Please excuse Marie Smith for being late, the toaster exploded.
what? are you really serious about that??
ReplyDeleteYup! I had to give it to her, if only because I got a good laugh (and a good story) out of it.
ReplyDeleteI've also gotten
"Please excuse ---, her mother is very stupid.
--Mother"