Comedy

Scene: AHS, special ed room. Students are supposed to work on homework or in-class work with my help. One student won't do anything, and won't do the default activity of reading a book.

Me: Will, I'm going to ask again if there is ANYTHING you can do right now to be productive?

Will: Nope. Just wanna sleep, or go home.

Girl Across The Room: Will, you are so lazy that when you die they need to bury you on your stomach to give your ass a break!



I just about died trying not to laugh.

Busy week

When I went to bed on MLK Day I had a free and clear week ahead of me.

5:34 the next day I get a call ... and they just snowball from there until I was working every day this week and turning jobs down too!

Don't see this every day ...

Usually my "normal" friends get to discuss their day at work like this:

"Today someone brought cookies!"

Or,

"Today our servers went down, luckily I had some filing to do!"

I get to say:

"Today two 8th grade boys performed for the class, one rapping and the other providing the beat with a dingeridoo!"

My day ruled!

(Confused? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didgeridoo )